Disclaimer: there's a tiny, extremely slight, really really little (but also a bit likely) possibility that maybe, perchance this entry may have maybe stretched the truth the smallest bit... but it's not that likely
People often say to me, "Mia, where do you get all those fantastic, amazing, lovely and creative ideas?"
And I usually tell them... nothing. I just shrug and slyly smile.
But today, because I feel really extra nice (so you better feel really extra special) I plan to reveil the secret of my brillance.
(you lucky bastards you)
I received the secret of my TV creative amazingness this summer from a guy named Miles for $90. It was a bit painful, but totally worth it.
This secret... is my TV tattoo.
(seen here depicting a lovely beach scene)
I know it's hard to believe, how can a tattoo invoke TV brillance?
Maybe you're thinking it just aids me, I look at it and realize wonderful things I could see on a real version of it (the TV, if you find that sentence confusing). But honestly, that's not it at all.
Believe it or not (I'm guessing not, but that's your loss), but the TV shows me secret, never before (or after) seen episodes of current hit television shows. I've seen the most creative episodes of Community, extremely hilarious episodes of How I Met Your Mother, the bravest episodes of Bones, outlandish episodes of The Office, episodes of True Blood more tantalizing than you'll ever see, daring episodes of Dexter, horribly harmful episodes of House and perfect episodes of Parks and Recreation (and of course shameful episodes of The Simpsons).
Please don't call me crazy, I'm on no drugs, I have no delusions or visions, I just have a magical, wonderful and inspiring TV on my arm that gives me all my ideas.
Trust me, if you looked harder, you'd see it all too and you're life would change forever (at least as much as a really great episode of TV can change your life).
You never know what a TV will show you, no matter if it be made of glass, metal and plastic or skin and ink.
And that my friends, is my secret.
People often say to me, "Mia, where do you get all those fantastic, amazing, lovely and creative ideas?"
And I usually tell them... nothing. I just shrug and slyly smile.
But today, because I feel really extra nice (so you better feel really extra special) I plan to reveil the secret of my brillance.
(you lucky bastards you)
I received the secret of my TV creative amazingness this summer from a guy named Miles for $90. It was a bit painful, but totally worth it.
This secret... is my TV tattoo.
(seen here depicting a lovely beach scene)
I know it's hard to believe, how can a tattoo invoke TV brillance?
Maybe you're thinking it just aids me, I look at it and realize wonderful things I could see on a real version of it (the TV, if you find that sentence confusing). But honestly, that's not it at all.
Believe it or not (I'm guessing not, but that's your loss), but the TV shows me secret, never before (or after) seen episodes of current hit television shows. I've seen the most creative episodes of Community, extremely hilarious episodes of How I Met Your Mother, the bravest episodes of Bones, outlandish episodes of The Office, episodes of True Blood more tantalizing than you'll ever see, daring episodes of Dexter, horribly harmful episodes of House and perfect episodes of Parks and Recreation (and of course shameful episodes of The Simpsons).
Please don't call me crazy, I'm on no drugs, I have no delusions or visions, I just have a magical, wonderful and inspiring TV on my arm that gives me all my ideas.
Trust me, if you looked harder, you'd see it all too and you're life would change forever (at least as much as a really great episode of TV can change your life).
You never know what a TV will show you, no matter if it be made of glass, metal and plastic or skin and ink.
And that my friends, is my secret.
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