Minnesota Life (It's Cold)

Here are some things that I think are important about life in Minnesota for me.

Minnesota is cold, very cold, and it doesn't help to have a heater that doesn't work in my bedroom (but since I'm only here for a week I'm too lazy to fix that problem).

I have discovered that some of my friends are such hipsters that they are deep conversations about how hard it is to be a hipster. I still love them despite this.

It's not very easy to find LA appropriate clothing in Minnesota in January, even if I look in the world's 2nd biggest mall.

The problem with cold rooms is everything in them is cold, so even if you warm up part of your bed and blankets, once you move you discover more cold bedding and the whole thing is ruined.

Hail, as scary or annoying as it can be, actually make the ground much more grippy than ice or even some snow.

Dust is annoying to come home to.

Even my breath is cold. That is how cold my room is.

Big soft, beds totally beat hard beds filled with noisy stupid springs.

The Current plays mean jokes, the first time I turned it on while driving here Mary Lucia played Avril.

U Liquors needs to clean up the old barf/soggy popcorn from their parking lot.

Rosedale Journeys needs to restock their Nike Dunks, for reals.

Prince is no where to be found.
(not that he was before, but that's no where near the point)

Waiters at Thai places are mean, bartenders at Mexican-Chinese fusion places are awesome, waiters at Ruby Tuesdays are just right.

But seriously, I'm really cold.