I'll Never Tell

Here is a list of things that I will never discuss (further than this list) on this blog for fear of a bamboo thrashing (or... you know, just cause I don't want to upset people...)

• Shameful drunken mistakes made by my flatmates
• What I think the London 2012 logo looks like
• Arguments between flatmates that I think are really hilarious
• The dark, twisted fetishes of those close to me
• Why those Jaffa Cakes were so cheap
• My fuming hatred for various people
• The real reason I'm laughing at the TV
• Interesting facts about my sex life
• Where the gold is buried
• The secret about where I put your toothbrush
• Who my secret drunken crush is
• The reason I like to sit in the dark
• Who I really dreamt about last night
• What Quakers really do during the silence
• And, of course, what I'm thinking about the person sitting next to me. (Hello sailor!!)